A Bunch of Animal Talmudika

If one sees a Donkey in a dream, he may hope for salvation, as it says, 'Behold thy king cometh unto thee, he is triumphant and victorious, lowly and riding upon a Donkey.'


- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

 If one sees a Lion in his dream he should rise early and say: 'The lion hath roared, who will not fear?' before another verse occurs to him, 'A Lion has gone up from his hiding place.' 

- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

 If one sees an Ox in a dream, he should rise early and say: 'His first-born bullock, majesty is his', before another verse occurs to him: 'When an Ox gores a man.'

- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

 
If one sees a Dog in his dream, he should rise early and say: 'Yet against any of the children of Israel, not even one Dog shall lick his tongue', before another verse occurs to him: 'Yea, the Dogs are greedy.'

- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

The Serpent breeds and casts her young upon the inhabitants of the town,

- The Babylonian Talmud, Kethuboth 49b



Rabbi Eleazar was asked by his disciples: 'Why does a Dog know its owner while a Cat does not?' He answered them: 'If he who eats something of that from which a Mouse has eaten loses his memory, how much more so the animal which eats the Mouse itself!'

- The Babylonian Talmud, Horayoth 13a

Rabbi Eleazar was asked by his disciples: 'Why do all persecute the Mice?' - Because of their bad nature. 'What exactly do they do?' Raba replied: 'They gnaw even at clothes.'

- The Baylonian Talmud, Horayoth 13a



If one sees an Ox in a dream, he should rise early and say: 'His first-born bullock, majesty is his',  before another verse occurs to him: 'If an Ox gores a man.'

- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

Rabbi Papa observed: 'The Weasel and Cat, when at peace with each other, had a feast on the fat of the unlucky.'

- The Babylonian Talmud, Sanhedrin 105a



Rabbi Eleazar was asked by his disciples: ‘Why does a Dog know its owner while a Cat does not?’ He answered them: 'If an animal who eats something from which a Mouse has already eaten loses his memory, think how much more memory they would lose if they ate the Mouse itself!'

- The Babylonian Talmud, Horayoth 13a

The Judeo/Christian Prophecy of the Messiah and the Donkey in the Jewish Talmud

If one sees a Donkey in a dream, he may hope for salvation, as it says, 'Behold thy king cometh unto thee, he is triumphant and victorious, lowly and riding upon a Donkey.'

- Babylonian Talmud, Berakoth 56b

Study the Talmud Christian Scholars, or You'll Never Persuade a Single Jew that Jesus Christ is LORD

All Catholic scholars should study the Talmud profusely both to understand Christ (the Hippie Carpenter Red-Neck Rabbi from Nazareth) and to intellectually defeat the Errors of Judaism within the Citadel of Academia. In short, we must re-win the Cold War.

Remember though, the Jews are neither evil or supernatural, but flesh and blood people with furry pet animals who love them too. This has been the case long before the wicked 4th son of Jacob (namely Judah) led his brothers to sell their youngest sibling Joseph into Slavery and it continues to be the case today, because the Jews are good people who deserve more than the Talmud, more than Judaism, more than an Error...

God bless and Shalom.